Time for our favorite pastime around here: ruining your favorite movies.
Chances are you could probably simply walk into (a place that looks like) Mordor.
If your cast is about as diverse as Indiana, then you're doing it wrong.
It's easy to forget there's still good happening in this world.
Your need to feel self-righteous is dooming us all.
You don't have to be dumb, movie characters.
It's like the writers forgot what the moral of their own story was halfway through the story.
Stay safe out there, fam.
Love can be pretty great, but mostly it's complicated and gross.
You actually kind of have to respect the people who wrote these lines.
No one likes to be typecast, but these companies should've just been happy with their billions of dollars.
Even fictional characters have growing pains.
We're starting to think law classes should be a requirement for everyone.
Time will turn mountains to dust and famous gimmicks into painfully unfunny relics.