It’s time to break out the PKE meter.
It’s time to replace those tired taglines with some fresher, creepier quotes.
Forget the big scary stuff you can see. It’s the microscopic stuff you should worry about.
It’s actually weird that more characters don’t go the masked vigilante route.
The acting was coming from inside the movie the whole time!
Horror movies are way closer to documentaries than you think.
Trick-or-treat, but for your brain.
These scenes are coming from inside the movie!
This is what the passage of time looks like.
We know a ton of details about these cases, but still can't solve them.
These people were thinking outside the box (or urn).
Is making no sense part of the evil plan?
Welcome to Monsters 101. No sharpening wooden stakes in class.