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Hey, well all need pretend joints, right?
We've reached the point where an innocent visit to the past has turned into being trapped in a permanent loop of the 1990's.
Miley Cyrus at the VMA's: Skanky award show embarrassment or high concept exploration of the transition from child to adult? Both!
If you're passionate about what you're saying, be equally passionate about your image research.
And we, the unwashed and stained-clothed masses, must suffer.
Amid the horde of world-ending dipshits hogging the headlines, there are those kindly folks out there who don't cause us to pray for Ragnarok.
Geek dads are a relatively recent development .. and the world is better for it.
You don't go to McDonald's looking for perfection.
Duck news is perfect news.
More often that not, great books do not reflect the lunatics who wrote them.
Here are some would-be Good Samaritans who recently tried to share greater knowledge and insight with humanity, but instead ended up showering confused bystanders with sadness and excrement.
Some criminals go about their business quietly, and some just don't give a flying shit.
When killing lots of people becomes too much of a PR disaster to handle, try being super cute.
Couples can breathe easy knowing that every step of their relationship can be dictated by an impartial handheld electronic device.