Cracked Quick Fixes Archive
4 Completely Insane Ways People Are Hijacking Santa's Image
As is par for the course, this Christmas many organizations are appropriating Santa's already terrible countenance for their foolish human ends.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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5 More B.S. Viral Stories That All Your Friends Believed
News travels fast in the information age. Fast and fueled by bullshit.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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The 4 Most Weirdly Passive-Aggressive Holiday Displays
Sometimes the pettiest, most anti-Christmas messages come in the most cheerful forms.
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- By Ben Denny
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4 B.S. Christmas Stories the News Told You Were Real
Just because the holidays are here doesn't mean the Internet will take a break from doing what it does best: porno, porno, and blasting lies across lazy news sites.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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5 Impossible Crimes That Were Shockingly Easy to Commit
Some crimes not only lack reasonable explanations, but leave you burdened with the same questions you had after finding out Gary Busey was an Oscar nominee.
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- By Hillery Alley
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The 4 Most Ill-Advised Pop Culture References on Twitter
Twitter is a forum where jackasses try to combine their best attention-seeking pop culture reference with tragedy to get people to buy SpaghettiOs.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 Stupid Ads That Had No Goddamn Clue How to Appeal to Women
Every now and again, a company decides to seek marketing ideas from people who have apparently never talked to an actual female.
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- By Hillery Alley
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5 Ways the Earth Itself Is Going Insane
Our geography is being violently rearranged -- and there is absolutely nothing we can do about it.
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- By XJ Selman
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5 Video Game News Stories Nobody Noticed Were BS
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- By Evan V. Symon
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Why Hollywood Can't Stop Remaking the Same 4 Stories
Hey, we love a good fairy tale just as much as the next person. Just not one that is repeatedly bashed into our eyeballs.
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- By XJ Selman
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4 Psychics Whose Baffling Scams (Almost) Worked
It takes a special kind of awful to get called out as a particularly terrible psychic.
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- By XJ Selman
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4 Awesome Relics Of History (You Didn't Know You Could Buy)
If you've got several potato sacks of cash to spare, famous relics can sit in your living room, watching you masturbate at the spectacle of your pecuniary intemperance.
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- By XJ Selman
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7 News Stories That Are Clearly Just Horror Movie Premises
Allow us to continue our never-ending campaign to shatter your delusions of security and leave you a quaking shell of a human being.
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- By J.F. Sargent
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5 BS News Stories That Fooled All Your Facebook Friends
Before you show your vast array of Facebook friends you haven't talked to in a decade that adorable/awesome/terrifying news item, let us verify it for you.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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5 Insane Ways People Are Actually Trying to Be Ghost Hunters
Just FYI: Ghosts do not actually exist.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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- 510